Tuesday, June 16, 2009

ON

Living in today’s world, you can actually have everything on-line, from e-shopping to income tax e-filing haha.

Not forgetting those ON-craps, which I wonder WOE (who on earth) will subscribe them.
As far as I remember, there are a few that annoyed me every time they are advertised on TV.

Okay, for those who are not aware of what ON is about, let me put it this way,
1) If you feel like laughing and you don’t have friends with A-grade jokes, you can always type ‘ON-LAWAK’ or ‘ON-JENAKA’ on your mobile phone and send it to a number which I don’t even care to remember. Later, all jokes from A graded to E grades will be sent to your mobile phone.

2) If you think ghost stories can make u sleep better, u have to send ‘ON-HANTU’ and they will text you all those ghost stories, pictures etc.

3) And whenever you need kasih and cinta (shit, did i really type this??!) just type ‘ON-CINTA’ or ‘ON-KASIH’ and they will send you kasih and cinta. Wth.

4) And even worse, if you don’t have friends, send ‘ON-KAWAN’ and they’ll send you handphone numbers of those who don’t have friends as well.

Sometimes I admit that I do physco, but I will never ever subscribe the ONs even if the list continues to ON-TIDUR, ON-REHAT, ON-GARDENING, ON-BADMINTON, ON-BALIK KAMPUNG EVERYWEEK, ON-CARA CARA TAK HOMESICK, ON-CYCLING, ON-LAGU AIZAT, ON-KEBAYA HIJAU TAK SHRINK, ON-KURUS TAK PAYAH PI GYM etc.

But surprisingly, this i-never-heard-this-on-before, really really turned me on. Eh.
Tadi punya a very hot afternoon, after lunch when everyone was staring at their laptop, files and reports which actually their mind were somewhere else (mine was at home, sleeping), Nisa called me, she received this text and wanted me to look at it. So she forwarded to me immediately after that..


(Phone Nisa)

And Nisa really hebohkan. She told one of her department's heads. Ish..ni yang nak on-marah ni! Thanks Nisa!! HAHAHAHA

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

A Must-Read-Update

I think I know what makes me bersemangat to update this blog with smile and more smile. It is when 2 (TWO) out of 242 friends (total of friends in my facebook), said this

Friend 1 : Dina, entry kau comel. Aku suka.

Friend 2 : Seumur hidup aku, aku baru jumpa 2 je blog best. Your blog and ada satu blog jual barang.

Hahaha
Regardless of what actually they had in mind when they said those, Im touched!!!

Okay, to the other 240 friends, dont bother to read this.. It's just a dont-mind-to-share-no-one-actually-cares-and-another-craps-update-of-me.

1) Long-time-no-see-fren
Knowing auditors, you can actually see each other like once a month and the rest, we travel like mad. After like for months not seeing this friend of mine, which I hope she'll ask me 'Hi Dina how are u? U look slim unlike last month so u can stop your diet.' but instead,i got.. 'DINAAA! Long time no see! I forgot to tell u this since the 1st day I saw u. I like your teeth!!! They are sooo... errr they are soo yours.' 'Bongokkkkk u. hahha!!' 'I puji, u bongok i?' 'My bongok means thank you, i like u. Yes, my teeth are really mine. I dont share it with others.'

2) Team leader
I dunno what my department head sees in me, she was sooo confident, assigned me as the leader for this one audit assignment. My respond was ' WHATT?? ME?? ALONE?? OMG!'. Sorry boss, I knew she expected 'OK, I will try my best. I can do it!' But that 'what-me-alone-omg' was my way of 'Thank you for trusting me, Ill do my best. Dina can do this. She was one of the top 5 prefects during her primary school. So dont worry.'

3) Panggilan Hangit
I dont know what so great with the programs of this radio station called Panggilan Hangit. Tipu pastu buat orang sakit hati yg dengar lagi la annoyed. Or am I the only one who feels that? Dont u think it is sooo sooo KLDHSUDH.



I dont want my readers rasa bosan dgn membebel je words je tp gambar takde bosan2.. So a pic I can share. Not a new update, it is as always, Dina - homesick.

(Im the one with red tudung, and a peace. Pls jgn tersilap)


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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Not An Update

I really wanna type, hoping that I have dozens of stories to share but I have none.
I hate it.
I did my laundry, had my dinner, called my sisters and still nothing to update here.
Yup, hate it.
Eh tak boleh jadi ni..

Ok, for the sake of updating, I'll upload pics that I will never ever upload in facebook sbb these are soooo uncool. Posing macam esok tak kerja.
This was at 1 am on Monday.
Hahaha
So here it goes..

Enough with model wannabe pics lah..

I dont know why I am so kind to share..the model-cannotbe pics..
BYE BYE REPUTATION...



The mannequins..

People cheese, but we CHEEEEEEZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-ed


Goodnitesss
(I still wanna type, but I cant)
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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Rude Caller

About last 2 days, when I was emotionally unstable n homesick, I received this call,

Rude caller : Hoi ni sape?
Me : Helo? WHAT? Again?
Physco caller : Saya tanye ni sape, jawablah.
Me : U call saya utk tnye itu ke? Sory saya tak kenal.
Bengong caller : Phone number awak ada dalam handphone saya, tu yang saya nak tnye sape awak. Tu pun susah ker.
Me : Sorry, all this while saya tak pernah ada kawan se rude u okay. Dont bother to know who am i. Just delete my number.
Stupid caller : FINE! FINE! (jerit ok, jerit!)

I was shocked and blur at the same time. This ***hole guy, was shouting like i dont know.. At first I was so mad that this type of person exist that they dont even know how to talk to people ke apa dia tak tahu ke I was so down that time pastu pi jerit jerit macam kita ni kucing dia pastu trus tnye ni sapa ape masalah hoi saiko.

If u receive any calls from this number, he's the one that I described above.

0176583203
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009