The 10th nephew

I received a very good news this morning that my cousin has just delivered her 4th baby boy!! And he's my 10th nephew. Ok..pheww..

Dont worry little ultraman, when u grow up just like ur other hero brothers, Aunty Dina will teach you how to play SNAP, OLD MAID and UNO cards. HAHA (very lah unhealthy games). No more wrestling dgn bantal sampai Syahmi/Ajeeq nangis sbb kalah or sort-of-Lasy-competition yg Ajeem merajuk sbb kalah. Yup, I had enough of that!

The baby is sooo cutttttiieeeee rambut lebat exactly like his 2nd older brother, Ajeeq.

So TADA!!! (Please take note that Tada is not his name)

Comel-comel-i-love-u

So Hani n Nurin, do not jealous that I saw him first, n met little-Aqeem-another-cutieee-genius! This is his muka merajuk since all the attention was to the new-born baby.

Girls, sorry that I couldnt take the pic of Aqeem's whole body. Tp he's getting taller ok!! Knowing Aqeem yg mula-mula-malu-lepas-tu-lompat2-sana-sini-pulak-n-tiba2-nak-merajuk-sbb-semua-tgk-adik-dia-pastu-bila-'Ok-Aqeem-your-turn-now-tgk-camera-pls'-tp-dia-trus-lari. So, my point is susah nak suruh Aqeem tgk camera.

Ajeem and Ajeeq were at school. Ajeem (saya darjah 3) cannot ponteng since today he's gonna receive his prefect tie n naik stage. So dia memang taknak ponteng. Mr.Skema btul!! Lin ckp, the night before, he was so nervous that he couldnt sleep. Bukan sbb his mom was in the labour room but about his tie!

Sket2 'Aunty Lin, ntah2 cikgu suruh pakai tie pi skolah tak. Camne ni..Ajeem takde tie.' 'OMG. Bukan lah. Esok Ajeem dpt tie prefect tu. So mlm ini tie belum dpt. Jadi esok pi skola takde tie lgi. If tie blom dpt, mcm mana nk pakai? So skang cikgu kata tidur dulu.'

Luckily, Ajeem is the only one who had this tie-issue. The other 9, not this issue pls!

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ChingChongChingChong

To communicate with those who don’t understand a word of Malay and hardly speaks English was not easy. But we survived.
This is a story about 5 of us.

Who were not sure wut to do after spending almost 1 hr teman Mek, till we decided to 'Let's get physical, girls!!' - Eh bukan yg Mek knock-knock Kar ok.

And so we went for a body massage. From the entrance, tell me how the H can we know that all the tukang urut were from China that they didnt speak English nor Malay!! The only person we can rely was the cashier/boss. Tu pun nak dok kat depan je, kira cash.

1) We knew that it was impossible to communicate, so might as well we just keep quiet and enjoy the massage. But one of us keep on trying to have that so-called bonding session, and this was what happened.

Tukang Urut Kar : How orlld are you?
Kar : 25 and how old are you?
Tukang Urut Kar : I am fine.

And knowing Kar, she never give up..

Kar : Hhoow longg hafff yyou been in Malaysia?
Tukang Urut Kar : Little (sambil dgn action jari like 'sikit').

Okay.

2) While we were enjoying our ginger tea, n some had dark tea (hahah) and IKO cookies after the session, suddenly Mek’s tukang urut appeared..

Tukang Urut Mek : I.. number 19. Thank you.

N she went away.

We were speechless but managed to smile and said ‘Thank youu’ too and were so confused and wondering...what she really wanna say. So what’s with number 19?

3) Me : Are we done???
Tukang urut saya : Good..Good..
(Trying hard not to laugh, I talked to Eeza yg her session tak habes lagi, next to me..)
Me : Eeza, aku rasa..ni dah kira miscommunication ni weh..Awat good2 ni..
Eeza : hahah aku pun rasa
Tukang urut saya : Good..good..

Me : OMG

4) Tukang urut Aza : Iii liiikkee youuhh.
Aza : I like you too.

5) Since Eeza had the most expensive package, her tukang urut was ok. Well yeah, she got the head of tukang urut.

Since too much 'bonding', Kar's tukang urut did something beyond our imagination. While we were packing to go back and to pay at the counter, Kar's tukang urut kesayangan mendukung Kar from behind sambil ckp2 dgn confident looking at us that we didnt understand a word 'Chingchongchingchongchingchongnihauma'. Tukang urut yang lain (about 6 of them) pun menyahut 'Chingchingchingchongchingchongwapushitau'.

All we can say was 'Hehehe'. Kar muka dah nervous tak boleh blah diangkat for the first time. Kar, I know, u were hoping that if only she's a guy. HAHA

Kepulangan kami disambut meriah oleh semua tukang urut yg still havent stop their permbebelan 'Chingchongchingching. Byee!! chingchongchingching. Thank Youu!!Chinghcongchingchong' . Like we understand..

Which made us wonder.. diorg ni..ckp ape..'Kami suka laa kamu semua.. Sila datang lagi. Kamu semua sangat ceria.'

OR

'Sila jangan datang lagi. Apa kami cakap pun kamu semua tak faham. Kamu menyusahkan sesi kami'

Only God knows..
That weekend really made me forgot those sick terms in Facebook. That night before I was so proud that I created 'Tooty Brush' for toothbrush. Gila sickening!!! HiHi -Ok. This one, only me n few understand. Tak important.

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Parking

One day in the Hospital Muar,

After spending almost half an hour searching for a parking space with emak,

Dah rimas macam nak ckp dgn mak, jom kita balik je lah..

I saw this!!!

Luckily I brought oranges for my uncle whom i visited, and not eggs.

(Ok, I know, no one will bring eggs to hospitals tapi ini perumpamaan shj)

If only those in my plastic bag were telur, ill pecahkan one to the front mirror (ok..18SG) with a note..

Dear Driver,

Pls jgn drive.

Since you cant even see the lines. Apatah lagi traffic lights.

All you have to do is take a bus/cab/train and renew you license every year.

Like me.