Facebook Status

Ive been keeping this to myself for quite sometime and I cant help it but to let all of u know that I cant stand such status in Facebook. No offence, but this is just my opinion - YUCK YOU. If u think it's ok, then it's ok. Told ya, it's only my opinion.

On the V-day, unlike last year, this yr I just stayed home, and later came across these:

Facebooker 1 : HARI HARI ADALAH HARI CINTA.
Facebooker 2 (few weekd bfore V-day) : Nak baby, nak baby, nak baby.
Facebooker 3 : Hari ini baru saya nampak kekuatan hubby saya.
Facebooker 4 : En. Husband is at office. Lewatla kami dpt gnite kiss mlm ni.

Dont u think they shoud make this as their text messages utk En. Husband or En. Hubby or En. Apa Apa, and not a public status.

If one day I put my status as SAYA SAYANG AWAK SEPENUH HATI, slap me.

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Faster, November

I wasnt feeling good these few days. My eyes were red everytime I read the BNM guidelines. Then a terrible headache. I seriously asked F 'I think the building is shaking again. Cant u feel it?' And I got 'I think ur head is shaking'.
When I reached home, settled down, tired like mad, I fall asleep at 8.30pm and woke up the next morning.
Hoping for a better day, I received a text from a guy
'If u want my opinion, I think your shirt is too small for you.'
I wished I reply him 'WTH wrong with u, Mr. Wrong?'.
But all I did was..nothing. Maybe I was too surprised that people nowadays are being too outspoken. Close friends said nothing was wrong with the shirt (I hope they r being honest. Haha N I know, they r! xoxo) Thus I took it as S harrassment?
What a weird first week of October I had..

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Rude Caller

About last 2 days, when I was emotionally unstable n homesick, I received this call,

Rude caller : Hoi ni sape?
Me : Helo? WHAT? Again?
Physco caller : Saya tanye ni sape, jawablah.
Me : U call saya utk tnye itu ke? Sory saya tak kenal.
Bengong caller : Phone number awak ada dalam handphone saya, tu yang saya nak tnye sape awak. Tu pun susah ker.
Me : Sorry, all this while saya tak pernah ada kawan se rude u okay. Dont bother to know who am i. Just delete my number.
Stupid caller : FINE! FINE! (jerit ok, jerit!)

I was shocked and blur at the same time. This ***hole guy, was shouting like i dont know.. At first I was so mad that this type of person exist that they dont even know how to talk to people ke apa dia tak tahu ke I was so down that time pastu pi jerit jerit macam kita ni kucing dia pastu trus tnye ni sapa ape masalah hoi saiko.

If u receive any calls from this number, he's the one that I described above.

0176583203

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English Is Important

When my teacher keep remind me how important English is, I agreed.

And that she reads and memorise the words in her Oxford dictionary, I was like ya-ya-wutever.

I considered myself as normal, that I do not know what pantaloons is. N I refer to my thick Cambridge dictionary for these words : vainglorious, puerile or truculent. The moment I tutup the dictionary to put it back on the rack, I already forgot what truculent means. NORMAL. dot.

I dont mind people who pronounce sorry as shor-ry (dah shalam shafiq?? hahaha - ok only some understand), gender as Gghen-der or bunting as booon-ting. No big deal. The next day, Gghen-der becomes Jen-der. NORMAL. dot.

But not knowing what F*** means, it's very not normal. So I am pissed off with this!

(Source : Email dari bapak. Thanks Mr. Najib!)

If tengah cuci toilet pun I wont wear this. Will you wear a t-shirt with 'I was born to rock (rock sikit2 tak pe) but DRINK and F***??? OMG. I dun think this guy knows what ball means. Hahaha. Eh.. jgn gelak. Marah. Ok, to this guy, Eeii.. u steuuw-pid! Euw spelling apa ni.. ok. Stupid.

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Conducter Bus Hipokrit

From Ampang Puteri, Lin had to rush n send me to Pudu Raya, and Mung to KLCC. Hati yg teruja to balik kampung sukar digambarkan.

After had the ticket, I went to the respective platforms for the bus. At 3pm and on weekdays, I expected that the bus to be empty. Surprisingly, I was queieng with dozens of pendatang Bangladeshi, an Indonesian couple and 2 Malaysian guys yg rambut oren tercacak, rantai besi yg so thick around his neck, jeans ikut shape kaki, belt mcm belt yg dpt bila menang wrestling competition n t-shirt ada pic kepala singa besar gila.

So I straight away sit at the second line, (the single seat) since there was no seat number on my ticket. Sgt takut. Actually I aimed for the first line but the busy conducter was doing something there. Minutes later, a guy told me that the seat belong to him. His ticket ada seat number pulak. Kecoh btul la dia ni.

Still insist to seat at the back with all the scary B, I asked the conducter who was so tomboyish whther I can hv the front seat.

Me : Akak, bleh tak saya duduk seat ni?

Akak Conducter : (Ckp cam kuat gila..rupa2nya her voice is really like that.) MANA BOLEH!! INI SEAT UTK DRIVER.

Me : (Wth. Bukan driver kene drive kat depan ker?! Eh ni dlm hati je. Kalau ckp satgi kene halau turun) Hmm.. Kalau boleh, saya tak nak duduk blakang. Semua orang B la kak.

Akak Conducter : AWAKK.. *The driver heard the arguments...

Driver baik hati : La.. biarlah dia duduk depan sini. Kau ni pun tak nmpak tu blakang tu semua B. Die ni prempuan.bla..bla..

Akak Conducter yg tiba2 baik : OK. UTK AWAK NO HAL (Eh..no hal pulak..td bising)

Driver yg brtanggungjwab : Haritu trip malam ada geng B dok blakang buat hal. Sbb ade penumpang prempuan sorg kat blakang. Aku ape lagi..trus sound aa.. (pakcik, u shud do more. Bukan sound je -dlm hati)

Me : So saya duduk seat depan ni ye. Trime kasih.

I think the bus driver yg brtanggungjwab tu SANGAT bertanggungjawab yg drive nye sgt slow. How I wish I can just turun and naik basikal je. Which I think I'll reach first. He was so kind that he stopped at every stops along the highway. All the B pulak mmg turun n lama like all of them were taking bath in the toilet.

Ok. Whatever.

Yg penting, I reached home safely and really love the fresh air. Alhamdulillah.

So ni muka penat argue dgn conducter and teruja dah sampai her home sweet home.

To all girls out there, take care of yourself. ;I

P/s : Nad sonnet, aku dah tahu how to put the tapes on the pic! Yes! Cume pic spec tak jumpa lagi.

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Parking

One day in the Hospital Muar,

After spending almost half an hour searching for a parking space with emak,

Dah rimas macam nak ckp dgn mak, jom kita balik je lah..

I saw this!!!

Luckily I brought oranges for my uncle whom i visited, and not eggs.

(Ok, I know, no one will bring eggs to hospitals tapi ini perumpamaan shj)

If only those in my plastic bag were telur, ill pecahkan one to the front mirror (ok..18SG) with a note..

Dear Driver,

Pls jgn drive.

Since you cant even see the lines. Apatah lagi traffic lights.

All you have to do is take a bus/cab/train and renew you license every year.

Like me.

Lucky The Musical

On the Vendetta Day, I went out to see how Malaysians celebrate it. I wanna see if there are any guys who propose their girlfrens in the middle of org ramai and bend his knees with a rose n a ring. And I’ll ‘HOOII BOOO!’ kat tepi itu. Ha Ha *go away evil me*

I saw couples were hugging each other, some wearing same colours shirts and some with t-shirt yg sambung2. Like if ada pic basikal on the t-shirt, the guy was wearing basikal yg depan part and yg the girlfren pulak basikal back part. So bila jalan rapat2, the basikal bersambung and bercantum. Jadilah the full basikal. Pls imagine people!! Ok thanks.

N my outing was with the 3 girlfriends. 1st – married but the husband wasn’t around for few weeks. 2nd – tgh gaduh dgn the bf that she was on phone for hours. 3rd – was soo busy2 nak beli brg utk kawen. What a combination..So four of us went out together with different colours, different shirts n no picture of bicycle on it.

After few hours at Jusco (Yup, Jusco), Eeza (Yes, Eeza) was queuing at the cashier to pay and I was looking around for anything I can buy n surrounded with couples who were having their love-love-you-jump-i-jump time. Suddenly LUCKY by Jason Mraz and Colbie Calliet was on air. Ok..

Bila ‘ Do you hear me.. Im talking to you..’ started, I was surprised that besides Jason’s voice, I heard like dozens at the back. Eh.. version apa nih. Ok, super amazed that all (Yes, all) around me was singing together (Tak tipu, together ok!), like a group of choir bleh di bentuk as at that moment n mungkin ahli nya terlebih the limit. Annoyed by that, I terus to Eeza yg masih beratur panjang kat cashier and ‘Eeii Eeza.. semua kat area aku tgh having their own musical show okayy. Kira Lucky ni lagu cinta diorg la.. Pleaseeelah..Semua laa nak nyanyi’ ‘Shhhuussshhhhh’ ‘Kenapa?? Knapa??’ Owh, the couple blakang Eeza pun tgh nyanyi dgn semngat that they thought we were in the Red-Box..

So yup, we watched live and free musical show (Janji, mcm Lucky The Musical). We called it Jusco-Mama-Mia. Mcm boleh n so logic that they make two lines, yg pendek depan, yg tinggi kt blakang, n nyanyi sama2 that Lucky song. Part Mraz, biar the bf and gf on Colbie’s, dgn action skali.

Emosional tak tentu arah - eeeii asal nk kene buat musical ni!!, I deleted that song from my handphone. HeHe

Stupid Haiwan

The office was empty and quiet as almost evryone were taking their year end leave which unfortunately, mine telah digunakan utk exam itu. Huhu ishh..
Just as normal as u, who always have that look-like-busy face, I had no mood to do anything, but I continue calculating the I-dunno-what, and flip over the manuals' pages but nothing can melekat dlm kepala.
Rather than wasting the precious time, so I read newspapers. From the IJN might be privatised, a new body found from the landslide in Bkt Antarabangsa to the Mawi & Ekin's wedding updates.
But there was one really really upset me, till I cancelled off my lunch with friends (but not dinner ok! By 4pm, I was super damn hungry). EEeei.. Geli yg amat.. and sgt sgt Geli Matt! Takk sukaa!!
I shud call them the No.1 STUPID HAIWAN. Besides Bush, these 2 haiwan sgt layak for the title. I was so annoyed and wonder how can ppl do such thing after reading the 20 MONTH old baby was raped by a 16 (SIXTEEN) and 30 (Yes, THIRTY) years old haiwan.
Ish..ish Astaghfirullah al azim.
I really hv no idea what brings them to do that. Mungkin too much porns, and nafsu melebihi akal plus the iman yg nipis, or mungkin tak ada terus.
Na'uzubillah..
So what should we do after cases like this, Nurin Jazlin (owh, sgt menyedihkan n i was speechless..bangang punye rapist), Nurul Huda (the one raped by the PakCik Guard, n later her brother found her in the toilet, nyawa2 ikan) or mybe Shalini??
Im NOT a politician who can use the power to campaign, neither the CSI team who can helped to investigate. The only way I can help is by using this blog. To remind everyone to take care of their love ones. And sentiasa berdoa to Allah to always protect our parents, siblings, family, friends dan org-org yg disayangi dari perkara2 buruk sebegini. Pls doa everyday. Allah will help.
Insya Allah..
Ok, im not blaming the parents, tp to all parents kan, do pleaseeee jaga your kids. If ure not holding anything more important then your shopping bagssss (think again!), peganglah tgn anak2 anda ye.
Ive seen once. Young parents, with a son (about 4 yrs old), in lrt train. I dunno what makes the kid merajuk, later he went to sit away from his parents. Mula2 jauh sikit, but the parents ignore. Pujuk dr jauh. Soon ke gerabak lain. Tp the parents tu tak bangun from their sit pun. Cuma looked at that lil boy je. And when the train stopped, luckily the boy tak kuar dr train. What if kuar dari train???? Boleh tak bagun from ur sit and grabbed his small hands??
Ish.. I sat exactly in front of that careless parents. Ishh mcm nak pi marah je. Seriussss.. Eeeii dun they know that nowadays children are kidnapped and dijual? Akan jadi peminta sedekah.. Tp b4 that, the tuan akan torture till the kids cacat. So lebih 'real' lah utk minta sedekah. Or I ve read yg ada juga the kids dibunuh, n they sell the body parts.
Life is not suppose to be like this.
So?? U really want this to happen? Again, if ure going out with kids, pegang lah diorg pls, especially in public places yg packed dgn org. Jgn peduli with the title nk jadi parents yg sempoi n bg freedom to the kids. But in what sense?? Bukan this type of freedom for ur kids k.
Sorry, I was undoubtedly membebel. But this is the only way I can do. Blog n to remind u how important your love ones to your life.

P/s : Im no longer the Ahli Sihir. Dont worry.

Tiang Train

EEEeezaa!!!!!
Betul lah like wut uve said. Mmg irritating giler ok!!!

My journey from Plaza Rakyat to Cahaya station just now wasn't good.
Looking at couples yg loving2, that they think the whole train was theirs is soo annoying.

So there's a couple yg naik train from Hang Tuah. Ish..dgn baju yg weird which looks like they just attend any halloween events (serious shit diorg igt diorg kat Tokyo kot!), terus nk berhugging2 each other. Mybe SOME ppl dun mind if they want to have that at a hidden corner. Tp yg ni, dgn tiang2 (tiang yg kat tengah tu) skali pun diorg nak peluk laa kan.. Eh helo!! Everyone in the train mcm tgk je but do nothing. Tak de sorg pun nk pi sound. Haha

And mmg dlm mind si couple ni pun tiang tu diorg je punye!! Kak, org lain pun nk gune the tiang pls!!

I feel like nk ckp je 'Kak, tiang ni utk org lain.. Nape nk peluk tiang skali? Err..Nway hows the halloween party td?' Hahaha or nak snap their pics, so that u all can see..Err.. tp takut later their halloween members attack i pulak. N just cant imagine the ketua of that team wearing a big orange pumpkin head running towards me.
Ishh scary...

So how ppl?

Unbelievable monster in train!!!

Helo readers,

Thanks for spending few mins of yours for reading this.. sgt lah penting for the sake of your own safety, ur sisters, ur girlfriends or mybe your mom as well. Monsters yg alive in train ni tak kira umur kot.. they tried on whoever they can.. cit..they r such a loser..

ok... the story's like this..

i dun really remember wut day it was, tp that very hot day, i went to klcc utk jumpe my fav zainul n wawa. so after lunch and the gallery thing, we took PUTRA train to masjid jamek.. omg that train mmg sgt lah pack coz mmg time org blk umah..around 5.30pm laa k.

lpas queing for like few mins (ignore my spelling pls) we were part of the ppl yg dlm train tu.uish.. tp zai n wawa dah jauh sket dr i terpisah. tiba2 tgh dlm train tu... i can feel sth touching my thigh few times.. never thought that the guy infront (wut an innocent face he has!! ooo plsss) will do such thing, i just move a bit lah..we were face to face, but of coz, he's few cm taller.. just few seconds later, i still can feel fingersss on me (!@#$%)

so i moved, so that he's facing my shoulder instead face to face (yuckssssssyyyy).. still i couldnt imagine..btul ke this guy..he dun even look at my face..pakai spec yg power 1000 pulak tu..!! ok fine.. so when my shoulder was facing him, i kept staring at his hand bwh tu..btul ke he'll touch me..

to my surprise, i saw his two fingers (omg..is that all u have??!loser) moving towards my waist.. by the time he cuit je, i shouted (owh..x kuat sgt k..tp org tgk..shit) 'R u touching me????' he tgk tmpat lain, n senyap je.. ok if u wanna say he mybe tercuit sket sbb the train was pack, y shuldnt he defending himself?? yuckss!!!!

ermm..ok wutever u nk ckp i over react ke..poyo ke..i was really shouted again 'to all women..pls beware of this guy!! he's totally scary' hahaha

the next thing i realzed, he was one of the ppl yg kuar frm train at M.Jamek.. ok i tried to catch him, snap a pic of him so leh put it in internet.. ahaks but he walked too fast, i can only see his knapsack..

later, when zai, wawa n i nak naik the STAR train pula, guess whatttt!!!??? that loser was in front me!!! shit i trus take my phone n pi shoot his photo.. 'Sorry..for my blog!'

So ladies, pls beware of this type of ppl..they might look innocent like they dun even know wut boobs means, but u'll never know..