ON

Living in today’s world, you can actually have everything on-line, from e-shopping to income tax e-filing haha.

Not forgetting those ON-craps, which I wonder WOE (who on earth) will subscribe them.
As far as I remember, there are a few that annoyed me every time they are advertised on TV.

Okay, for those who are not aware of what ON is about, let me put it this way,
1) If you feel like laughing and you don’t have friends with A-grade jokes, you can always type ‘ON-LAWAK’ or ‘ON-JENAKA’ on your mobile phone and send it to a number which I don’t even care to remember. Later, all jokes from A graded to E grades will be sent to your mobile phone.

2) If you think ghost stories can make u sleep better, u have to send ‘ON-HANTU’ and they will text you all those ghost stories, pictures etc.

3) And whenever you need kasih and cinta (shit, did i really type this??!) just type ‘ON-CINTA’ or ‘ON-KASIH’ and they will send you kasih and cinta. Wth.

4) And even worse, if you don’t have friends, send ‘ON-KAWAN’ and they’ll send you handphone numbers of those who don’t have friends as well.

Sometimes I admit that I do physco, but I will never ever subscribe the ONs even if the list continues to ON-TIDUR, ON-REHAT, ON-GARDENING, ON-BADMINTON, ON-BALIK KAMPUNG EVERYWEEK, ON-CARA CARA TAK HOMESICK, ON-CYCLING, ON-LAGU AIZAT, ON-KEBAYA HIJAU TAK SHRINK, ON-KURUS TAK PAYAH PI GYM etc.

But surprisingly, this i-never-heard-this-on-before, really really turned me on. Eh.
Tadi punya a very hot afternoon, after lunch when everyone was staring at their laptop, files and reports which actually their mind were somewhere else (mine was at home, sleeping), Nisa called me, she received this text and wanted me to look at it. So she forwarded to me immediately after that..

(Phone Nisa)

And Nisa really hebohkan. She told one of her department's heads. Ish..ni yang nak on-marah ni! Thanks Nisa!! HAHAHAHA

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