A Healthy Way To Spend RM10

When u have RM10 in your wallet and thinking of having another great weekend, I suggest : BUKIT CAHAYA SHAH ALAM.

Honestly, I fall in love with that park!!! Wpun x dpt basikal sbb by the time we reached there, semua org dh queue panjang. :(

So...we decided to walk. YES, walk.

FYI, the entry ticket is only RM3 (You still have the balance of RM7). With that 3 notes of RM1, u can have the Taman Padi, (eventhough tak real mcm kat Kedah, Saya Sayang Sawah Padi) Taman Haiwan, Taman Cendawan, Taman Rempah Ratus, Taman Burung, Taman Perikanan, Taman Paintball Ramai Laki2 Sampai Aida N Kar Did Their Stop N Stare, Taman Bas Shuttle Free, Taman Lepak2 Utk Makan Cheezles etc.

After walking like THOUSANDS kilometres (yeah rite) I think we've burnt ALL of our fats. 3 of us turned kurus kering. The shuttle bus was full and we were cursing the whole way back. 'Ish benci.. apsal diorg ni tak nampak ke kite KURUS KERING jalan kaki pun taknak stop. Tak kesian ke..Fine kita kurus, diorg gemuk.'

Somewhre inside, there is a Rumah 4 Musim n again, it's another RM3. (Ermm.. your balance now is RM4). The day we went there was Musim Bunga. Rumah ini sgt sejuk and wangi bunga bunga cinta.. AAwww..

Then we saw The Paintball Track. Surprisingly, ada berpuluh2 guys with the senapang. Ish tempat apa ni. Looks like HOTT! Jom jom tgk..

Kar : Korg.. jom tanya pakcik tu cmne nak booking tmpat paintball ni..Hihi..Dpt kita masuk to stop and stare.


So we followed her to this one pakcik tough baju berceloreng askar. Rambut cam Rambo ada ekor kat belakang, with black boots, sunglass macam Awie atas Harley Davidson n tgh isi peluru into the senapang.


Pakcik : Ye.. nak masuk tgk..masuklah.
Kar : Camne ye cik pasal paintball ni.
Pakcik Rambo : Ok, satu group kene ade 10 ppl. 5 lawan 5. ...lunch and dinner.. RM... tak mahal.. (if u wanna know the details, ask Kar)
Kar : I see.. Saya nak booking laa nnti..
Pakcik : Ok, take my number.. 019..
(Kar sambil save his number to her hp)
Kar : So ape name pakcik ye?
Pakcik : M. C.K.A.Y.
Kar : Oooo..Mickey...?!
Pakcik : MC KAY LAAA! (ok, suara tentera kasi command dah kluar)
Kami : Ok..ok.. time kasih..

Well, Kar's like that..

The balance of RM4 ialah untuk ABC Shah Alam that we were craving for since the day before. Besar, sedap dan cukup rasa..

Welcome back, fats!!

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Pets

WARNING : This entry can be classified as 18SG/PL. So those who're eating, DO NOT proceed. Im not responsible if ure unable to finish ur meal. Im serious.

To tell you the truth, pets are the last thing Ive ever wanted. My auntie bought me a fish when I was 7, it died 1 day after that. At 12, I had few guinea pigs, I didnt dare to touch them apa ni ada bulu2 and the poops are gross, and so my grandmother took them back.

And I dont understand WOE (it's Why On Earth) CyberPets are created. If only people give me a CyberPet as a birthday present, Ill return, and ask for a CASIO calculator instead. Haha Eh kejam nya.

So this morning, I was awaked by a phone call from Eeza. (YES, Eeza) - I just love to put this haha

Ok, when I saw ntah-brape-ekor-hamsters at Eeza 's house last time, I do WOWIE until today bcoz I dont see the pet-ness in her. HAHA Cyberpets pun bleh mati in 1 day if it is Eeza's.
So that day, I wished her hamsters all the best for having Eeza as their Tuan-Punya-Hamsters.

Back to the phone call story..Ok, I thought it was so important sbb I saw like 4 misscalls in the morning. So yup, to her, it's important.

Eeza : DINAA! Hamsters aku dah beranak.
Me : Ok, congrats. N kau pegang the babies without bulu tu ke? Wow..
Eeza : Yup.. And ada satu tu kepala dia kena makan dgn mak dia.
Me : HAH?? APA?? Hoi.. Euww.. So u really have pets that eat their own kids? Eeza pls! Kejam hoii..
Eeza : Dina, it's normal la.. Even rabbit pun mcm tu. N aku dah alihkan the hamster tu.
Me : Ishh normal kau ckp?? Err.. so kau pegangkan the head-eaten-hamster? Eeza sgt tak dpt imagine!!!! Kau pegang baby hamster tak da kepala!!

To Eeza's hamsters, be proud that she's your tuan! It's your mom who killed your brother.

Suprisingly, I can only finish 1/2 of my sandwiches for lunch. Minum milo pun mcm err... Im blaming you, Tuan-Hamster-Tak-Ada-Kepala!!!!! The story of ibu-hamster-yg-kejam really kills my appetite.

Eeza..aku lapar.. ;(

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Waiting for hours but IT's OK

After not seeing this one a very very very close friend of mine for almost a year and the fact that this gonna be his last long holiday in Malaysia, we errr..ok..I.. kinda so excited that we waited for him at 7pm.

We have lots and lots of ideas to surprise him.

Maybe a special TADAAA!!?

But after 40 minutes waiting, we realized that we r not as energetic as before.
Lemah longlai perut berbunyi.

Okay, so this was after 2 hours and 40 minutes waiting..

Afraid that he had forgotten the way to Midvalley, 3 of us called him. But only Chet was scolded. 'Bising laa kau.tgh traffic jam laa !@#$%^&'
'Sabar boleh tak. Dah nak sampai ni.. tgh cari parking. Dont worry, dinner is on me'
Thus we managed to smile again!

N he reached at 10pm.
It's okay..

So Mr. Pesot, thank you very much for the in-a-hurry-rush-dinner.
Chet wanna kiss you n surprisingly Mek too.
Me not.

And CONGRATULATIONS (omedetou, kan?kan?) and ALL THE BEST for your job in Tokyo.
Shit jealous aku nak pergi sana jugak!!!

So I make this a very special one,

GO PESOT!
Aku bangga lah and kagum dgn kau dari dulu.
Hihihih

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Salam Maulidur Rasul 1430H

Kisah Kewafatan Rasulullah S.A.W.

Daripada Ibnu Mas’ud ra bahawasanya ia berkata: Ketika ajal Rasulullah SAW sudah dekat, baginda mengumpul kami di rumah Siti Aisyah ra. Kemudian baginda memandang kami sambil berlinangan air matanya, lalu bersabda:“Marhaban bikum, semoga Allah memanjangkan umur kamu semua, semoga Allah menyayangi, menolong dan memberikan petunjuk kepada kamu. Aku berwasiat kepada kamu, agar bertakwa kepada Allah.

Sesungguhnya aku adalah sebagai pemberi peringatan untuk kamu. Janganlah kamu berlaku sombong terhadap Allah.” Allah berfirman: “Kebahagiaan dan kenikmatan di akhirat. Kami jadikan untuk orang-orang yang tidak ingin menyombongkan dirinya dan membuat kerosakan di muka bumi. Dan kesudahan syurga itu bagi orang-orang yang bertakwa.” Kemudian kami bertanya: “Bilakah ajal baginda ya Rasulullah? Baginda menjawab: Ajalku telah hampir, dan akan pindah ke hadhrat Allah, ke Sidratulmuntaha dan ke Jannatul Makwa serta ke Arsyila’ la.”

Kami bertanya lagi: “Siapakah yang akan memandikan baginda ya Rasulullah? Rasulullah menjawab: Salah seorang ahli bait. Kami bertanya: Bagaimana nanti kami mengafani baginda ya Rasulullah? Baginda menjawab: “Dengan bajuku ini atau pakaian Yamaniyah.” Kami bertanya: “Siapakah yang mensolatkan baginda di antara kami?” Kami menangis dan Rasulullah SAW pun turut menangis.

Kemudian baginda bersabda: “Tenanglah, semoga Allah mengampuni kamu semua. Apabila kamu semua telah memandikan dan mengafaniku, maka letaklah aku di atas tempat tidurku, di dalam rumahku ini, di tepi liang kuburku, kemudian keluarlah kamu semua dari sisiku. Maka yang pertama-tama mensolatkan aku adalah sahabatku Jibril as. Kemudian Mikail, kemudian Israfil kemudian Malaikat Izrail (Malaikat Maut) beserta bala tenteranya.

Kemudian masuklah anda dengan sebaik-baiknya. Dan hendaklah yang mula solat adalah kaum lelaki dari pihak keluargaku, kemudian yang wanita-wanitanya, dan kemudian kamu semua.”

Ketika Sakaratul Maut Seterusnya Rasulullah SAW bersabda: “Beritahu kepadaku Wahai Jibril, apakah yang telah disediakan Allah untukku di sisinya? Jibril pun menjawab; “Bahawasanya pintu-pintu langit telah dibuka, sedangkan malaikat-malaikat telah berbaris untuk menyambut rohmu.”

Baginda SAW bersabda: “Segala puji dan syukur bagi Tuhanku. Wahai Jibril, apa lagi yang telah disediakan Allah untukku? Jibril menjawab lagi: Bahawasanya pintu-pintu Syurga telah dibuka, dan bidadari-bidadari telah berhias, sungai-sungai telah mengalir, dan buah-buahnya telah ranum, semuanya menanti kedatangan rohmu.”

Baginda SAW bersabda lagi: “Segala puji dan syukur untuk Tuhanku. Beritahu lagi wahai Jibril, apa lagi yang di sediakan Allah untukku? Jibril menjawab: Aku memberikan berita gembira untuk tuan. Tuanlah yang pertama-tama diizinkan sebagai pemberi syafaat pada hari kiamat nanti.”

Kemudian Rasulullah SAW bersabda: “Segala puji dan syukur, aku panjatkan untuk Tuhanku. Wahai Jibril beritahu kepadaku lagi tentang khabar yang menggembirakan aku?” Jibril as bertanya: “Wahai kekasih Allah, apa sebenarnya yang ingin tuan tanyakan?

Rasulullah SAW menjawab: “Tentang kegelisahanku, apakah yang akan diperolehi oleh orang-orang yang membaca Al-Quran sesudahku? Apakah yang akan diperolehi orang-orang yang berpuasa pada bulan Ramadhan sesudahku? Apakah yang akan diperolehi orang-orang yang berziarah ke Baitul Haram sesudahku?”

Jibril menjawab: “Saya membawa khabar gembira untuk baginda.Sesungguhnya Allah telah berfirman: Aku telah mengharamkan Syurga bagi semua Nabi dan umat, sampai engkau dan umatmu memasukinya terlebih dahulu.”

Maka berkatalah Rasulullah SAW: “Sekarang, tenanglah hati dan perasaanku. Wahai Malaikat Maut dekatlah kepadaku?” Lalu Malaikat Maut pun berada dekat Rasulullah SAW.

Kemudian Malaikat Maut pun mulai mencabut nyawa Rasulullah. Ketika roh baginda sampai di pusat perut, baginda berkata: “Wahai Jibril, alangkah pedihnya maut.” Mendengar ucapan Rasulullah itu, Jibril as memalingkan mukanya.

Lalu Rasulullah SAW bertanya: “Wahai Jibril, apakah engkau tidak suka memandang mukaku? Jibril menjawab: Wahai kekasih Allah, siapakah yang sanggup melihat muka baginda, sedangkan baginda sedang merasakan sakitnya maut?” Akhirnya roh yang mulia itupun meninggalkan jasad Rasulullah SAW.
Nabi tak penah jumpa kita, tapi ketika Nabi sudah ingin memejamkan mata, masih lagi Nabi menyebut ummati ummati (umatku umatku). Betapa kasihnya dan sayangnya Nabi pada kita. Hanya selawat pengikat kasih ku dengan mu ya Rasulullah.

Salam Maulidur Rasul 1430H

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Conducter Bus Hipokrit

From Ampang Puteri, Lin had to rush n send me to Pudu Raya, and Mung to KLCC. Hati yg teruja to balik kampung sukar digambarkan.

After had the ticket, I went to the respective platforms for the bus. At 3pm and on weekdays, I expected that the bus to be empty. Surprisingly, I was queieng with dozens of pendatang Bangladeshi, an Indonesian couple and 2 Malaysian guys yg rambut oren tercacak, rantai besi yg so thick around his neck, jeans ikut shape kaki, belt mcm belt yg dpt bila menang wrestling competition n t-shirt ada pic kepala singa besar gila.

So I straight away sit at the second line, (the single seat) since there was no seat number on my ticket. Sgt takut. Actually I aimed for the first line but the busy conducter was doing something there. Minutes later, a guy told me that the seat belong to him. His ticket ada seat number pulak. Kecoh btul la dia ni.

Still insist to seat at the back with all the scary B, I asked the conducter who was so tomboyish whther I can hv the front seat.

Me : Akak, bleh tak saya duduk seat ni?

Akak Conducter : (Ckp cam kuat gila..rupa2nya her voice is really like that.) MANA BOLEH!! INI SEAT UTK DRIVER.

Me : (Wth. Bukan driver kene drive kat depan ker?! Eh ni dlm hati je. Kalau ckp satgi kene halau turun) Hmm.. Kalau boleh, saya tak nak duduk blakang. Semua orang B la kak.

Akak Conducter : AWAKK.. *The driver heard the arguments...

Driver baik hati : La.. biarlah dia duduk depan sini. Kau ni pun tak nmpak tu blakang tu semua B. Die ni prempuan.bla..bla..

Akak Conducter yg tiba2 baik : OK. UTK AWAK NO HAL (Eh..no hal pulak..td bising)

Driver yg brtanggungjwab : Haritu trip malam ada geng B dok blakang buat hal. Sbb ade penumpang prempuan sorg kat blakang. Aku ape lagi..trus sound aa.. (pakcik, u shud do more. Bukan sound je -dlm hati)

Me : So saya duduk seat depan ni ye. Trime kasih.

I think the bus driver yg brtanggungjwab tu SANGAT bertanggungjawab yg drive nye sgt slow. How I wish I can just turun and naik basikal je. Which I think I'll reach first. He was so kind that he stopped at every stops along the highway. All the B pulak mmg turun n lama like all of them were taking bath in the toilet.

Ok. Whatever.

Yg penting, I reached home safely and really love the fresh air. Alhamdulillah.

So ni muka penat argue dgn conducter and teruja dah sampai her home sweet home.

To all girls out there, take care of yourself. ;I

P/s : Nad sonnet, aku dah tahu how to put the tapes on the pic! Yes! Cume pic spec tak jumpa lagi.

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The 10th nephew

I received a very good news this morning that my cousin has just delivered her 4th baby boy!! And he's my 10th nephew. Ok..pheww..

Dont worry little ultraman, when u grow up just like ur other hero brothers, Aunty Dina will teach you how to play SNAP, OLD MAID and UNO cards. HAHA (very lah unhealthy games). No more wrestling dgn bantal sampai Syahmi/Ajeeq nangis sbb kalah or sort-of-Lasy-competition yg Ajeem merajuk sbb kalah. Yup, I had enough of that!

The baby is sooo cutttttiieeeee rambut lebat exactly like his 2nd older brother, Ajeeq.

So TADA!!! (Please take note that Tada is not his name)

Comel-comel-i-love-u

So Hani n Nurin, do not jealous that I saw him first, n met little-Aqeem-another-cutieee-genius! This is his muka merajuk since all the attention was to the new-born baby.

Girls, sorry that I couldnt take the pic of Aqeem's whole body. Tp he's getting taller ok!! Knowing Aqeem yg mula-mula-malu-lepas-tu-lompat2-sana-sini-pulak-n-tiba2-nak-merajuk-sbb-semua-tgk-adik-dia-pastu-bila-'Ok-Aqeem-your-turn-now-tgk-camera-pls'-tp-dia-trus-lari. So, my point is susah nak suruh Aqeem tgk camera.

Ajeem and Ajeeq were at school. Ajeem (saya darjah 3) cannot ponteng since today he's gonna receive his prefect tie n naik stage. So dia memang taknak ponteng. Mr.Skema btul!! Lin ckp, the night before, he was so nervous that he couldnt sleep. Bukan sbb his mom was in the labour room but about his tie!

Sket2 'Aunty Lin, ntah2 cikgu suruh pakai tie pi skolah tak. Camne ni..Ajeem takde tie.' 'OMG. Bukan lah. Esok Ajeem dpt tie prefect tu. So mlm ini tie belum dpt. Jadi esok pi skola takde tie lgi. If tie blom dpt, mcm mana nk pakai? So skang cikgu kata tidur dulu.'

Luckily, Ajeem is the only one who had this tie-issue. The other 9, not this issue pls!

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ChingChongChingChong

To communicate with those who don’t understand a word of Malay and hardly speaks English was not easy. But we survived.
This is a story about 5 of us.

Who were not sure wut to do after spending almost 1 hr teman Mek, till we decided to 'Let's get physical, girls!!' - Eh bukan yg Mek knock-knock Kar ok.

And so we went for a body massage. From the entrance, tell me how the H can we know that all the tukang urut were from China that they didnt speak English nor Malay!! The only person we can rely was the cashier/boss. Tu pun nak dok kat depan je, kira cash.

1) We knew that it was impossible to communicate, so might as well we just keep quiet and enjoy the massage. But one of us keep on trying to have that so-called bonding session, and this was what happened.

Tukang Urut Kar : How orlld are you?
Kar : 25 and how old are you?
Tukang Urut Kar : I am fine.

And knowing Kar, she never give up..

Kar : Hhoow longg hafff yyou been in Malaysia?
Tukang Urut Kar : Little (sambil dgn action jari like 'sikit').

Okay.

2) While we were enjoying our ginger tea, n some had dark tea (hahah) and IKO cookies after the session, suddenly Mek’s tukang urut appeared..

Tukang Urut Mek : I.. number 19. Thank you.

N she went away.

We were speechless but managed to smile and said ‘Thank youu’ too and were so confused and wondering...what she really wanna say. So what’s with number 19?

3) Me : Are we done???
Tukang urut saya : Good..Good..
(Trying hard not to laugh, I talked to Eeza yg her session tak habes lagi, next to me..)
Me : Eeza, aku rasa..ni dah kira miscommunication ni weh..Awat good2 ni..
Eeza : hahah aku pun rasa
Tukang urut saya : Good..good..

Me : OMG

4) Tukang urut Aza : Iii liiikkee youuhh.
Aza : I like you too.

5) Since Eeza had the most expensive package, her tukang urut was ok. Well yeah, she got the head of tukang urut.

Since too much 'bonding', Kar's tukang urut did something beyond our imagination. While we were packing to go back and to pay at the counter, Kar's tukang urut kesayangan mendukung Kar from behind sambil ckp2 dgn confident looking at us that we didnt understand a word 'Chingchongchingchongchingchongnihauma'. Tukang urut yang lain (about 6 of them) pun menyahut 'Chingchingchingchongchingchongwapushitau'.

All we can say was 'Hehehe'. Kar muka dah nervous tak boleh blah diangkat for the first time. Kar, I know, u were hoping that if only she's a guy. HAHA

Kepulangan kami disambut meriah oleh semua tukang urut yg still havent stop their permbebelan 'Chingchongchingching. Byee!! chingchongchingching. Thank Youu!!Chinghcongchingchong' . Like we understand..

Which made us wonder.. diorg ni..ckp ape..'Kami suka laa kamu semua.. Sila datang lagi. Kamu semua sangat ceria.'

OR

'Sila jangan datang lagi. Apa kami cakap pun kamu semua tak faham. Kamu menyusahkan sesi kami'

Only God knows..
That weekend really made me forgot those sick terms in Facebook. That night before I was so proud that I created 'Tooty Brush' for toothbrush. Gila sickening!!! HiHi -Ok. This one, only me n few understand. Tak important.

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